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Wonky
Beads in The Kitchen |
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Every good cook
should realize the under appreciated value of using Wonky Beads
in the Kitchen. Care must be taken, of course, that Wonky Beads
are never accidently ingested, no matter how delicious they look.
They have little nutritional value, even as roughage, but do
have their uses in preparing foods.
Here, for example, an excellent use for Wonky Beads and your
microwave.
*!! Note !! *
Never use Wonky Beads with metallic foil, metallic frit or fine
silver in your microwave.
No, not even if they have been properly annealed. |
Use your Wonky
Beads to elevate cooking dishes in the microwave
for more efficient Nuking.! |
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Prepare
entire delicious (and attractive!) meals in practically no time,
by using Wonky Beads to elevate your plate for better heat distribution
and quicker cooking. |
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Try stacking
plates with Wonky Beads as spacers, and you'll have dinner done
in a snap, and be back at your torch in No Time ! |
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Addendum for the humor
impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE
and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt
to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common
sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals
or property. If you have no common sense to rely on,
then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And speaking of bad ideas, why do they allow you to
surf the internet without supervision, anyway ? |
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